Yes, that is toilet paper. Then she ran up to me with it and goes seeeeeeee? And kisses me. How could I be mad? #scarlett #toddler
holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23. It’s not because you met up with your ex that night at 5 a.m. that no one knows about, or because you kissed another boy after a date with a loser.
You’re not single because you spit food on that date or tripped coming out the the movie theatre. You’re not single because you hurt your first boyfriend really badly when you were 15 or because you have yet, to this day, to apologize.
all i used to want was someone to love me and reassure me, and now i don’t want to hear anyone say that to me ever again.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
I need to remember this…
Bitch face because it’s Monday. I hate Mondays. #mondayfever #bitchymood #allday
Sometimes you just have to buy yourself flowers and wear them in your hair. #flowers
Instead of sleeping I’m cuddling with my best friend and watching Hey Arnold! @sarahcmars #nosleep #heyarnold #iworkat6am
Happy birthday to my favorite two year old! She will always have a place in my heart. I love you Adelyn! #birthday #addy #toddler
So apparently we’re all on the same page then. @sarahcmars @elisabethmars #girlsnight #wine #picstitch